Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

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Oh okay, don’t text me in 5 days. That’s cool too.

  • boy: hi
  • girl: i have a boyfriend
  • boy: i said hi not suck my dick

My mom and I at the mall.

  • Me: Can you please hold my bags i'm tired
  • My mom: no.
  • Me: why not, i've carried your bags?!
  • My mom: I carried your life.
  • Me: ...

you make me feel important, like there’s a reason to be here.

you’re fake, like mcdonalds meat.

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inducing:

gayn:

HULK SMASH

what..the…..h..e..ll……

omfg… is she okay?..

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thatguyangel:

A;LSKDF WHAT. I NEVER KNEW A GIF COULD EXPLAIN SUCH A MYSTERIOUS FEELING. OMFG. DYING

/dead/

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this is what i do when im bored LOOL

#Omegle  #tumblr  

Someone call me the hospital, cause I can’t breath LOOOL OMFG~

When teachers say “I dismiss the class, not the bell.”

happy-outside-sad-inside:

If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.

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h-a-k-u-u-n-a-m-a-t-a-t-a:

weowntheniight:

miami-waters:

neonfirefighters:

spaceebouund:

glitterized-vanss:

hipster-b4rbie:

3vilkid:

you’re sick if you don’t read this.

omg

sorry followers, i have to reblog this..

idc if im hipster and if you unfollower me this you must read!!!!!!!!

omg this made me cry

This is beautiful..

bless your holy soul, may you go to heaven and be reincarnated as an angel and eat chocolate forever. you deserve the best <3

ohmygod. :’(

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